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My dear friend-Jessica, when this is all said and done I know exactly
what we need to do....a sure fire way for you to meet someone really
nice....
Me-I don't wanna meet anyone.....nice or un-nice...unless Patrick Dempsey is available and wants to go out for dinner or something then I will reconsider.
My friend- now Jessica when the divorce is final then give
yourself some time but then you need to think about your future....
Me- I have thought about my future, thus explains why I am a 30
something woman who has found herself in the midst of a
divorce....trust me, no one has thought about her future more than me!
Friend- I understand you may not want to think about it now but you
deserve to meet someone nice and who can "take care of you"
Me- well...that is my first mistake....thinking someone would be around
to "take care of me"
you see where that line of thinking got me!
Friend- nevermind, you don't have to do anything right now...but
in a month or so......E-HARMONY.COM
we are going to get you a profile......a good one.(god knows you need it I swear she mumbled under her breath but she denies it!!)
Me-thanks.....
(jeez....is this depressing or what....? I have decided that
there are perks to this whole seperated...and soon to be divorced way
of life so I have decided to list them for you so you can A,
envy me, or B. feel incredibly sorry for me)
In David Letterman fashion:
10. I get the complete bed....all of it! I can get up in the morning,
and simply pull the sheet and blanket up...thats it! no major bed
overhaul...no sheet/covers/comforters strewn about.
9. I get to leave all my makeup out all over the bathroom counter if I
want
8. I can stay up blogging/reading blogs as long as I want.
7. I can buy all the yogurt I want...and no longer have to explain why
I bought 37 cans of tuna....(gosh I love a good sale!!)
6. I can watch Hope Floats whenever I desire.
5. I can sleep in hair curlers....
4. I can buy home items in PINK
3. No more little black hairs all over my bathroom sink.
2. I can eat bon bons and no one can say crap...and if I gain weight
and remain in elastic for a month...the fact is I can "NOT diet" if I
want!
1.I NO LONGER HAVE TO SHAVE MY LEGS AND NO ONE CARES!!!
I am sure it won't actually get this bad...but let me enjoy this a
little while longer...before you go and get me a Profile!
My friend- now Jessica when the divorce is final then give
yourself some time but then you need to think about your future....
Me- I have thought about my future, thus explains why I am a 30
something woman who has found herself in the midst of a
divorce....trust me, no one has thought about her future more than me!
Friend- I understand you may not want to think about it now but you
deserve to meet someone nice and who can "take care of you"
Me- well...that is my first mistake....thinking someone would be around
to "take care of me"
you see where that line of thinking got me!
Friend- nevermind, you don't have to do anything right now...but
in a month or so......E-HARMONY.COM
we are going to get you a profile......a good one.(god knows you need it I swear she mumbled under her breath but she denies it!!)
Me-thanks.....
(jeez....is this depressing or what....? I have decided that
there are perks to this whole seperated...and soon to be divorced way
of life so I have decided to list them for you so you can A,
envy me, or B. feel incredibly sorry for me)
In David Letterman fashion:
10. I get the complete bed....all of it! I can get up in the morning,
and simply pull the sheet and blanket up...thats it! no major bed
overhaul...no sheet/covers/comforters strewn about.
9. I get to leave all my makeup out all over the bathroom counter if I
want
8. I can stay up blogging/reading blogs as long as I want.
7. I can buy all the yogurt I want...and no longer have to explain why
I bought 37 cans of tuna....(gosh I love a good sale!!)
6. I can watch Hope Floats whenever I desire.
5. I can sleep in hair curlers....
I am sure it won't actually get this bad...but let me enjoy this a
little while longer...before you go and get me a Profile!
